"Sure Frank, as sure as I am done with the comics."
"Eddie, they are in totally different sections."
"Oh, what are these things with all the codes them then? I thought that was what people wanted."
"Eddie, those are personals, not want ads."
"I dunno man, they seem to use that word quite often... Hey! No need to be grabby!"
"Whatever. Huh. Fuck."
"What are you looking in there for anyway?"
"Well, apparently the waste of a couple hundred bucks."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I put an ad in for an assistant, y'know, to help with the paperwork and make coffee and shit."
"You don't like my coffee Frank?"
"Eddie, I have considered using your coffee on a job, given its potential for lethal interaction."
"Coffee is supposed to be dark! Why haven't you ever mentioned this before?"
"I have, every time I ask you to clean out the coffeemaker."
"Oh, yeah. That is such a waste. It is much easier to keep adding coffee until the basket thing is full, then you only need to clean it like once a week."
"I rest my case."
"So what, there are no assistants out there who make coffee anymore?"
"There may be, but it looks like I will not find out this week. They printed an ad for an Ass Istant."
"What the hell is an istant?"
"I don't think there is any such thing, aside from a common typo for "instant"."
"Great, so you put in an add looking to pay for an ass instant?"
"Looks that way, yep."
"You should have put the ad in by that section near the comics. I bet you'd have lots of responses by now."