The Son of the last of a long line of thinkers. (delascabezas) wrote in frankandeddie,
The Son of the last of a long line of thinkers.

On Starfucking

"Frank, who would play me in our movie?"

"Eddie, what the hell are you talking about?"

"Y'know, when they make a movie, about our lives n' stuff. Who do you think they will get to play me?"

"Eddie, what makes you think for a blue fuck second that anyone would ever make a movie about us? Now stop blathering and get that quicklime. And be sure you don't spill any this time! These are new shoes."

"Didn't you see The Departed? If they make a movie about Irish tough guys, I bet they'll make a movie about us too. Unf. This is heavy."

"Quit your bitching and hand me your shovel. This body is not going to disappear on its own. That movie was a remake, by the way."

"Huh? You serious? Oh shit. I got some of this on my hands! What do I do?!"

"Just don't wash them for now smart guy. Maybe next time, wear some gloves. That flick was originally a movie set in Hong-Kong."

"Ugh, my fingers are tingling now. So the original was about ninjas and stuff?"

"Hong Kong Eddie, not Japan, dipshit. Be sure to get a shovelful on the face."

"That would be easier to do if you hadn't tucked his head between his legs. You mean to tell me there are no ninjas in Hong Kong?"

"Probably not. Hell... Maybe? I don't know. O.K., that's enough. Now the water. Why the hell are we talking about this again?"

"I'm just saying that if they can make a movie about ninjas and turn it into a movie about Irish mobsters, then they will definitely make a movie about us. We are the real deal without any reworking. Man, that stinks."

"Eddie, I think you are broken. I really do. Start stacking the block, I'll mix the mortar."

"Whatever man, you are just jealous because you'll probably end up getting played by one of the members of NKOTB trying to make it in Hollywood."

"What the fuck does that mean? More water man. No, here, not there. Asswipe!"

"NKOTB is the new Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. That enough?"

"Yeah. Eddie, if that ever happens, I am definitely going to kill you before the casting director. In fact, I may even wall you in with that drum full of corpse-lye slush."

"Whatever Jordan Knight."

"Eddie, my hair looks nothing like that mook's! I can't believe you are suggesting..."

"Frank, you realize I just got you to admit you knew who Jordan Knight was, right?"

"Whatever Eddie. I watch a lot of "Where Are They Now" O.K.?"

"I'll be sure your agent knows that, before you kill me and the casting director."

"Maybe I won't wait that long Eddie. Maybe I won't wait."

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