The Son of the last of a long line of thinkers. (delascabezas) wrote in frankandeddie,
The Son of the last of a long line of thinkers.

On The Weather

"Hey Frank, you mind if I turn off the A/C and open the windows?"

"Eddie, have you lost the small bit of sense you've managed to cling to since birth? It is one of the hottest days of one of the hottest weeks of the year, and you want to bask in it?"

"Frank, the A/C kills the gas mileage, and we are on the on-ramp to a full-scale fossil fuel crisis and..."

"Eddie, fuck the fossil fuels. We make more than enough to afford 10$ a gallon if it comes to that. We are not opening the windows."

"Frank, that is a horribly insensitive perspective.. Think about how many people will die in global warming floods! It is the shortsightedness of our culture that got us..."

"Douche-for-brains, what do we do for a living?"

"Um, kill people?"

"Right. So, considering this is our chosen vocation, how is that any less horrible than global warming?"

"Frank, have you seen what is happening to Venice? And Katrina, you think that would have happened if..."

"Eddie, answer the fucking question."

"I guess not much Frank."

"Exactomundo Eddie. We have killed a lot more people than any holes in the ozone layer have thus far."

"Wow, that is really depressing Frank."


"What Frank?"

"Shut up and turn up the AC."


  • On Incumbant Elections

    “Frank, m’man - how are things? Hows the kid?” “Eddie, I do not have a kid. I have a white German Shepherd. His name is Ralph. He is fine.” “Oh,…

  • On Rediscovering Old Challenges

    "Do you believe this Frank? Seriously? We have to start our climb at the bottom again?" "I believe it Eddie. It has always worked that way. We were…

  • On The Flipside of Going Legit

    "Hey Frank? What time is it?" "Jumping Jack Fuck Eddie, would you please just get a goddamn new watch already?" "You know it is Eduardo now, Frank.…

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.