"Eddie, have you lost the small bit of sense you've managed to cling to since birth? It is one of the hottest days of one of the hottest weeks of the year, and you want to bask in it?"
"Frank, the A/C kills the gas mileage, and we are on the on-ramp to a full-scale fossil fuel crisis and..."
"Eddie, fuck the fossil fuels. We make more than enough to afford 10$ a gallon if it comes to that. We are not opening the windows."
"Frank, that is a horribly insensitive perspective.. Think about how many people will die in global warming floods! It is the shortsightedness of our culture that got us..."
"Douche-for-brains, what do we do for a living?"
"Um, kill people?"
"Right. So, considering this is our chosen vocation, how is that any less horrible than global warming?"
"Frank, have you seen what is happening to Venice? And Katrina, you think that would have happened if..."
"Eddie, answer the fucking question."
"I guess not much Frank."
"Exactomundo Eddie. We have killed a lot more people than any holes in the ozone layer have thus far."
"Wow, that is really depressing Frank."
"Shut up and turn up the AC."